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Normatec boots use compression technology to help with circulation and recovery (they can reduce swelling, inflammation, and soreness). What Is It? $1,295 boots to help you recover from your workouts faster Screenshot from Goop describes it as “ a creamy, purifying scent that makes a quiet space feel like your sanctuary.” Honestly, at this point, anything that eliminates the smell of cat from our house sounds great.

What Is It? A $70 mixture of ground sandalwood and palo santo and a hand-carved amethyst crystal bowl. “At present, all seats released at the $250,000 price band have been reserved by our Future Astronauts.” Now what are we gonna do with all this freeze-dried ice cream?Ī post shared by Virgin Galactic Sandoval Sacred + Amethyst Bowl Somehow this trip (as of now) costs less than the bespoke luxury adventure travel. It was also described by Conde Nast Traveler as “The Savile Row of experiences” a phrase that caused our entire office to spontaneously barf. The Momentum Adventure package is for a 12 “endangered species-focused trips.” That part’s fine, but this “bespoke luxury adventure travel” will cost you $1.3M minimum. Is there a word in the English language for “?!?!” Because that’s how I’m feeling about this.

What Is It? $1,300,000 of fancy-pants adventures Momentum Adventure, The Journey To Nature’s Edge Expedition What Is It? A $20,000 diamond “identity necklace” Screenshot from īecause how will you even know who you are without it? As goop says, “We’re choked up just thinking about it.”ĥ.

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It is said to “coddle” your skin, so if your skin needs a little coddling (Is it Millennial skin? JK, please don’t “OK boomer” me), you’ll want some blue balm. This was positioned as one of those “if you know, you know” products and I definitely don’t know so I either don’t need it or I’m too poor for it. What Is It? A nearly-$200 blue balm for your face Screenshot from Do you want to fly or do you want to be invisible? Well, the first one is happening. We haven’t wanted to start a GoFundMe so fast as when we laid eyes on this gravity-defying jet suit created by Richard Browning. What Is It? Start training to be Iron Man for $6,450 If you just want to read it, I found a used copy of the book for $6.Ģ. Keep in mind, there are only 12 of these books (exclusive!), most have somehow sold already, and the rock comes from the moon (exotic). If you would like a coffee table book and a rock, it can be yours for just under 300k. I know Taschen is a publisher of overpriced books that wealthy people use to decorate their homes instead of actually reading them, but the $275,000 price tag and “Discovery site: North West African corridor” threw me pretty hard. “Comes with meteorite.”įor starters, it took me a solid minute or so to realize that this was, in fact, a book. Taschen Lunar Rock Edition of Norman Mailer’s MoonFire The 20 Craziest Items in the 2019 Goop Gift Guide credit: .ġ. (Nice touch, Piper.)īut, what will be this year’s jade egg? Read on to find out. Or get yourself your own Iron Man suit that lets you fly up to 12,000 feet above the ground. Or, buy a vacation package that costs more than a million dollars. Sure it includes a BDSM kit from provocative purveyors Kiki de Montparnasse, but you can also buy a $25k kit that will make music from your plants screaming at you to water them. Goop is in on the joke this year, and didn’t hold back on roasting themselves inside their “ Ridiculous But Awesome” section of the larger gift guide, which includes “A trip to space, because hot-air balloon rides are so last year.”

#Goop gifts full#

The goop Gift Guide for 2019 is here! And, despite the new addition of under $100 gifts - is this a sign Chad and Martha will have to sell the Maserati?! - it’s also full of some of the most ridiculous items you never knew existed.